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karenagra:

i’ve been craving pizza lately…. i think it’s time

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Niiiiiice.

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This.

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My Roseanne one-shots have nothing on this masterful work of fiction.

When you ignore the spelling mistakes, the 259 words total and the completely absurd premise… It’s really a gem. I’d encourage you to rethink the majority of your life choices after reading this— you’ll probably want to curl up and die because you didn’t write it.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8445776/1/Goodby-Good-Riddence

thescientificartist:

I-i-i-i AM A GIANT
I AM 20 STORIES TALL
TOWERING ABOVE IT AAAAAAALL

Truly outrageous. This is my favorite Misfits song.

Yes please.

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HOW THE ACTUAL FUCK DID 425 PEOPLE FIND THIS REVIEW HELPFUL?

Thanks. I is hot.

thevessel:

Everything Ryan Heshka touches turns to gold.

Love Ryan Heshka.