i’ve been craving pizza lately…. i think it’s time
(via dudesmacdougal)Source: sexdosis
My Roseanne one-shots have nothing on this masterful work of fiction.
When you ignore the spelling mistakes, the 259 words total and the completely absurd premise… It’s really a gem. I’d encourage you to rethink the majority of your life choices after reading this— you’ll probably want to curl up and die because you didn’t write it.